I Tell My Boys Not To Play

Men Don't Come Up To You To Just Talk. We Come Up To You With A Plan. We're Looking Across The Room At You, And We Don't Care About Your Hopes And Dreams. We Don't Care About What Your Future Holds. We Saw Something We Wanted.

Tv Is A Different Animal. I Belong On That Little Screen. The Big Silver Screen, Not So Much, 'cause I've Seen My Face Up Close When It's 25-feet Tall. I'm Okay As Long As You Keep Me In That Little Box.

You've Got To Be In A Bad Relationship To Really Understand What A Great One Is.

The Truth Is I've Always Been A Christian. What's Amazing, Is That The Flaws That Come With Christianity Are Really Weird, Because Mine Have A Microphone And A Camera Attached To Them. Most People Don't Have To Live Under That Microscope.

I Tell People I'm A Stand-up Comedian Two Hours A Week. The Rest Of The Time, I'm Somebody's Husband, I'm Somebody's Father. I'm A Man. I Take Great Pride In That.