If I Ever Die, I Want It

My Mom Told Me She Thinks A Man In The Market Felt Her Up Today. I Asked, Where Did He Touch You? She Said, On My Knee, Bobby.

Met A Girl The Other Nite And Told Her- Before You Can Be With Someone You Have To Know The Value Of Yourself. So Does $200 Seem Reasonable?

Paul Riser Tells It In An Interesting Way; He Dissects It And Tells The Structure, You Know, 'you Don't Mention That Part Here.' But That's What's Interesting About It And The People Who Are Absent Are Interesting Too.

The Greatness Of A Man Is Only Measured By His Urologist.

Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life. And If That Doesn't Work Out For You, Tomorrow Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Your Life.