In Baltimore, Soft Crabs Are Always Fried

The Capacity Of Human Beings To Bore One Another Seems To Be Vastly Greater Than That Of Any Other Animal.

The Trouble With Communism Is The Communists, Just As The Trouble With Christianity Is The Christians.

Well, I Tell You, If I Have Been Wrong In My Agnosticism, When I Die I'll Walk Up To God In A Manly Way And Say, Sir, I Made An Honest Mistake.

Every Autobiography ... Becomes An Absorbing Work Of Fiction, With Something Of The Charm Of A Cryptogram.

For Me To Go Into Politics Would Be Like Sending A Virgin Into A House Of Ill-repute.