It Is Not True That Sex Degrades

If You Got The Balls To Follow Something Through, You Can End Up Being The Coolest, Smartest Guy In The Room, Because You've Literally Put Your Ass On The Line.

I'm An Entertainer. I Don't Go Round Saying I'm A Paragon Of Virtue, So That Is Clearly Not In The Public Interest.

If You're Driving Your Car And Someone Winds The Window Down And Gives You The Finger And Calls You An Asshole, Instead Of Giving Him The Finger Back And Calling Him An Asshole Back, You Just Pull A Funny Face, And He Doesn't Know How To React To That, Because You're Using Different Rules.

I'm Not Like A Politician That Goes Around Talking About Family Values. And I Can't Get Fired From Being A Funny Person Because I Did Something That Most People Are Disapproving Of. I Think People Are Just Obsessed With This Morality That People Perceive As Being The Right And Wrong Way Of Doing Stuff.

I Think There's As Much Profundity And Wisdom In Shakespeare, More So In Fact, Than Those In The Bible.