I've Been Wrestling With Reality For Most

The Battle Of The Sexes Will Never Be Won As Long As We Keep Sleeping With The Enemy.

I Wanted To Get From 4th Street To 8th... Then I Remembered Einstein Postulating That Parallel Lines Eventually Meet. They're Dredging My Car From Lake Michigan As We Speak.

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.

I Was Walking Home One Night And A Guy Hammering On A Roof Called Me A Paranoid Little Weirdo. In Morse Code.