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My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.
-Emo Philips
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My Mother Was Like A Sister To
Emo Philips
My Mother Was Like A Sister To Me, Only We Didn't Have Sex Quite So Often.
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