Leaving Your Ears Open To The Suggestions

I Didn't Start Acting Until I Was 27, And That Was Just Through Gary Shandling And Ben Stiller Who I Knew Through Stand-up. And They Both In The Same Year Offered Me Parts On Their Programs Which Was Unbelievably Lucky And Fortuitous.

It Is Not Crazy To Think That Powerful People Do Some Pretty Horrible Things. And Maybe They Get Out Of Hand. Maybe It Just Gets Away From Them. It Snowballs.

This World Is Bullshit. And Just Because I Appear In Music Video Wherein I Am In My Underwear, And Make Young Women Feel Not Good Enough So That They Become Anorxeic; And Okay, Maybe Because Of That I Became Popular More Quickly Than Other Singers Who Are, I Don't Know, Maybe More Talented Or Better Songwriters. That Doesn't Matter Because, And... Um... My Boyfriend Is A Magician, And He Can Pull A Quarter Out Of Your Ear And Say Things Like 'we Have Not Met Before Have We?' Go With Yourself.

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

I'm Grateful For Any Opportunity To Act.