We Got Married Drunk In Vegas .

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

Every Year My Family Would Pile Into The Car For Our Vacation And Drive 80 Trillion Miles Just To Prove We Couldn't Get Along In Any Setting.

For Some Reason I Get Advertised When I Travel As A Political Comedian, Which I'm Not. Sometimes I Talk About It And Sometimes I Don't.

I'm Almost 46. You Become No Longer Even Regarded In A Sexual Way. As You Get Older You're Just Taken Out Of That Realm. So It's Not Anything That Particularly Confronts Me Very Much At All.

It's Not Like I Would See Anyone And Be Like, "oh Yes, That Person Looks Like Maybe I Had An Impact On Them." I Don't Think I Did. I Don't Think I Ever Was That Well Known, To Have An Impact. And I Haven't Seen Comics That I Go, "oh, Yes! That Person Is Terribly Unprepared, With Their Notebook, And Going Off On 50 Tangents. There You Are. That's Me."