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Most People See No Reason To Stop Arguing Just Because An Issue Has Been Decided.

Money Gives Me More Energy Than All The Granola Bars In The World.

To Make Advice Agreeable, Try Paradox Or Rhyme.

The Beginning, Middle, And End Are Parodied, Reversed, And Hidden By Modernism, But Not Abandoned.

Flattery Has To Overcome My Mistrust, And It Does.