Lord Please Break The Laws Of The

For Some Reason, Religious Jokes Seem As Trivial As Jokes About Food Or Driving.

Lord Please Break The Laws Of The Universe For My Convenience. Amen.

I Think My Ex-girlfriend Has Weekly Lessons With The Devil On How To Be More Evil. I Don't Know What She Charges Him.

I Was In A Bar The Other Night, Hopping From Barstool To Barstool, Trying To Get Lucky, But There Wasn't Any Gum Under Any Of Them.

My Grandmother's Brain Was Dead, But Her Heart Was Still Beating. It Was The First Time We Ever Had A Democrat In The Family.