Milton Hope Led The Singing Of Happy

I've Got To Watch Myself These Days. It's Too Exciting Watching Anyone Else.

Sure, We Did Need The Oil In America. How Else Could Dolly Parton Get Into Some Of Her Dresses?

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

The Audience Was Swell. They Were So Polite They Covered Their Mouths When They Yawned.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."