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I've Got No Problem With Religion If You're Going To Use It For The Good, Like Gandhi Or Martin Luther King. But That's Rarely The Case When It Comes To Politics. It's Usually Used As A Con.

Without Liberals We Wouldn't Have Unions. We Wouldn't Have Environmental Protections. We Wouldn't Have Seat Belts Or Birth Control Or The Aclu! Any Of These Things!

Last Night, I Went To A Birthday Party, And This Girl Brought A Cake And A Cheesecake. And The Other Girls That Lived In The Apartment, I Swear To God, All Night Long: 'you're Taking That Cake With You When You Go. That Cake's Not Staying In This House.' Like It's This Evil, Hope Diamond, Nuclear, Horrifying Cursed Thing.

You Know What Is Good About These Dixie Chicks Burnings Or Bashings? It's A Wonderful, Wonderful Way For Really Stupid People To Hook Up. They Meet, They Throw Some Things On The Fire, They Talk About Vin Diesel, They Tell Stories About Who Their Favorite Fox Anchor Is, They Exchange Phone Numbers And In Some Cases Has Led To Marriages.

When Communist U.s.s.r. Was A Superpower, The World Was Better Off. The Right-wing Media Is Trying To Marginalize The Peace Movement.