My Parents Both Had A Great Sense

If My Mom Came Here Today, She'd Probably Join This Red-hat Brigade. My Mother Got My Sense Of Humor, Even When I Was A Kid. I Would Just Do Things That Tickled My Fancy In The Moment, And She Would Ask Me Who I Was Entertaining. I'd Say, 'well, Me.' And She Would Tell Me That Nobody Knew That And They Thought I Was Psychotic. Well, I Don't Ever Want People To Think I'm Psychotic, But I Can't Help Myself From Doing These Things.

My Parents Both Had A Great Sense Of Humor, And Always Laughed A Lot. One Night, When They Were Watching Candid Camera, I Finally Understood What Comedy Was All About. I Heard The Laughter On Television, I Turned Around And Saw My Parents Laughing, And That's When I Thought: 'this Is Great. This Is What I Can Do. I'm Gonna Prank Somebody.'

It's Really Not That Hard. If I Do A Tonight Show, It's Six Or Seven Minutes. If I Do A Concert, It's 90 Minutes. If I Do An Interview, That's 15 Minutes. So By The End Of The Day I've Done Three Hours Worth Of Work.

I've Been Chased. I've Been Pushed. I've Been Screamed At. I've Been Verbally Abused. I've Been Afraid For My Safety. But I Did It All In The Name Of Entertainment.

After Being On The Road So Much I Want To Spend More Time With My Family, Who I Hear Are Wonderful People.