Never Tell A Secret To A Bride

I Have Long Been Disposed To Judge Men By Their Average. If It Is Reasonably High, I Am Charitable With Faults That Look Pretty Black.

The Feeling Of Sleepiness When You Are Not In Bed, And Can't Get There, Is The Meanest Feeling In The World.

Somehow, Everyone Hates To See An Unusually Pretty Girl Get Married. It Is Like Taking A Bite Out Of A Very Fine-looking Peach.

If The Fools Do Not Control The World, It Isn't Because They Are Not In The Majority.

Probably No Man Ever Had A Friend That He Did Not Dislike A Little.