On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator

Contrary To What Certain Comedians Have Led You To Believe, The National French Pastime Is Picnicking.

For The First Time, You Can Actually See The Losers Turn Green

I Have This Terrific Make-up Man. But He's Expensive. I Have To Bring Him In From Lourdes.

The Workers Love Khrushchev Very Much. He Hasn't Got An Enemy In The Entire Country. Quite A Few Under It.

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.