Pedestrian's Rights - Because We Live In

We Got Married Drunk In Vegas . . . We Dated For A Year, And We Got Married At A Drive-through Chapel In A Cab. [we Thought] You Have To Go Down To The Courthouse And Sign Papers And Stuff, So Who Knew? We Were Married, And Apparently Now That [rob] Is Getting Married For Real, His Lawyer Dug Up Something.

I Think I Failed Miserably On Newsradio. I Was Very Nervous Because Of The Caliber Of The Cast - Especially Dave Foley - So I Think I Did A Terrible Job.

Irrational Crushes, Infatuations, Or Obsessions. Whatever You Want To Label It, It's Important To Reach Out To Others.

I Think People Are Very Cynical With Actors Trying To Tell Them What To Believe In, Or Lobbying For Any Kind Of Changing Of Government Policy. Even I Get Cynical About It. Like, Why Is Sharon Stone Telling Me This? And There's Just Something Annoying About Having Charlie Sheen Tell Me, "it's Your Responsibility To Vote," In An Admonishing Way On Mtv.

Every Year My Family Would Pile Into The Car For Our Vacation And Drive 80 Trillion Miles Just To Prove We Couldn't Get Along In Any Setting.