San Francisco Has Only One Drawback—‘tis Hard

There Is Sorrow Enough In The Natural Way From Men And Woman To Fill Our Day; But When We Are Certain Of Sorrow In Store, Why Do We Always Arrange For More? Brothers & Sisters, I Bid You Beware Of Giving Your Heart To A Dog To Tear.

And The End Of The Fight Is Tombstone White With The Name Of The Late Deceased, And The Epitaph Drear, "a Fool Lies Here Who Tried To Hustle The East."

If History Were Taught In The Form Of Stories, It Would Never Be Forgotten.

A Woman Is Only A Woman, But A Good Cigar Is A Smoke.

Funny How The New Things Are The Old Things.