Some Guys Fall In Love With One

It's All A Big Hoax, Honey. I Never Wrote A Song In My Life. I Get One-third Of The Credit For Recording It. It Makes Me Look Smarter Than I Am. I've Never Even Had An Idea For A Song. Just Once, Mybe.

I Can't Sing Very Well But I'd Like To Try.

It's Human Nature To Gripe, But I'm Going Ahead And Doing The Best I Can.

When Things Go Wrong, Don't Go With Them.

When I Get Married, It'll Be No Secret.