The Chicago Cubs Are Like Rush Street-a

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

You Really Have To Be Some Kind Of A Creep For A Dog To Reject You.

Baseball Is Drama With An Endless Run And An Ever-changing Cast.

He's One Of Those Christmas Eve Guys. There Are People Like That... Every Day In Their Lives Is Christmas Eve.

It Seems The Baseball Player Of Today Will Not Be Satisfied Until He Plays Two Weeks In The Big League And Is Able To Retire At Twenty-two.