The Comedy Store Attracts All Types Of

I Think You Gotta Look At Stuff Half-full As Opposed To Half-empty.

I Think As A Standup Performer You Have To Feel The Audience. So The Audience Kind Of Dictates What They Get, You Know?

I Become Friends With People In Each City Who Can Show Me Around. Like If Someone Came To Los Angeles They Wouldn't Really Know Where To Go, So They'd Have To Call Me Up And Then I'd Show Them Around.

I'm Not Used To Getting Good Reviews.

There's Nothing Wrong With Being A Pretty Girl, Because You Want To Be, Desirable. There's Nothing Wrong With That, But You Should Have A Plan B Even If That Is Getting Pregnant By A Rich Dude.