The French Never Allow A Distinguished Son

Every Saint Has A Bee In His Halo.

Human Nature Is Rarely So Amusing As When Trying To Get A House Off Its Hands. Women At This Task Can Be Untruthful Enough, But Their Untruth Lacks The Infusion Of Candor Which A Skillful Male Liar Can Introduce.

There Are Two Words For Everything.

I Am A Believer In Punctuality Though It Makes Me Very Lonely

I Have Noticed That The People Who Are Late Are Often So Much Jollier Than The People Who Have To Wait For Them.