They Have A Sign At The Beach,

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

When I Was Young, My Father Had A Serious Heart Attack. He Survived, But We Lost Our House And Car. Under The Canadian Medicare System, Though, We Would Have Kept The House And Car And Would Have Just Had To Pay The Inheritance Tax.

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.

Ambiguity — The Devil's Volleyball.

Every Time I See Dan Quayle I Feel Like Buying A Vowel.