To Seek A Justification For A Decision

Mugwump, N. In Politics One Afflicted With Self-respect And Addicted To The Vice Of Independence. A Term Of Contempt.

At War With Savages And Idiots. To Be A Frenchman Abroad Is To Be Miserable; To Be An American Abroad Is To Make Others Miserable.

Impale, V.t. In Popular Usage, To Pierce With Any Weapon Which Remains Fixed In The Wound . . . . Properly, To Put To Death By Thrusting An Upright Sharp Stake Into The Body, The Victim Being Left In A Sitting Position.

Opiate, N. An Unlocked Door In The Prison Of Identity. It Leads Into The Jail Yard.

While Your Friend Holds You Affectionately By Both Your Hands, You Are Safe, For You Can Watch Both His.