Truth Is The Baby Of The World.

The Funniest Jokes You Know Aren't From Comics But Relatives, Friends - From Your Life. That's The Funniest Stuff.

When You Have A Good Mother And No Father, God Kind Of Sits In. It's Not Enough, But It Helps.

And We Love To Dance, Especially That New One Called The Civil War Twist. The Northern Part Of You Stands Still While The Southern Part Tries To Secede.

What Happens To Black Folks Today, Happens To White Folks Tomorrow.

I Went To Ethiopia, And It Dawned On Me That You Can Tell A Starving, Malnourished Person Because They've Got A Bloated Belly And A Bald Head. And I Realized That If You Come Through Any American Airport And See Businessmen Running Through With Bloated Bellies And Bald Heads, That's Malnutrition, Too.