We Can't All Be Heroes, Because Somebody

They Used To Take Your Horse And If They Were Caught They Got Hung For It. Now They Take Your Car, And If They Are Caught It's A Miracle.

I See Where They Are Going To Be More Strict With These Robbers; When They Catch 'em From Now On, They're Going To Publish Their Names.

I Guess There Is No Two Races Of People In Worse Repute With Everybody Than The International Bankers, And The Folks That Put All Those Pins In New Shirts.

Asking Europe To Disarm Is Like Asking A Man In Chicago To Give Up His Life Insurance.

Foreign Relations Is An Open Book-- Generally A Checkbook.