We Come From Nothing, We Are Going

No One Expects The Spanish Inquisition! Our Chief Weapon Is Surprise, Fear And Surprise; Two Chief Weapons, Fear, Surprise, And Ruthless Efficiency! Er, Among Our Chief Weapons Are: Fear, Surprise, Ruthless Efficiency, And Near Fanatical Devotion To The Pope! Um, I'll Come In Again.

Mcgough: I'm Sorry. I'm Afraid I've Caught Poetry. Mr Bones: Oh Really? Well, Don't Worry, Sir - I Used To Suffer From Short Stories. Mcgough: Really? When? Mr Bones: Oh, Once Upon A Time...

We Don't Deliberately Set Out To Offend. Unless We Feel It's Justified.

This Parrot Is No More. It Has Ceased To Be. It's Expired And Gone To Meet Its Maker. This Is A Late Parrot. It's A Stiff. Bereft Of Life, It Rests In Peace. If You Hadn't Nailed It To The Perch, It Would Be Pushing Up The Daisies. It's Rung Down The Curtain And Joined The Choir Invisible. This Is An Ex-parrot.

She Turned Me Into A Newt. ... But I Got Better.