When I Went To College, My Parents

Back In High School, My Buddies Tried To Put The Make On Anything That Moved. I Told Them, Why Limit Yourselves?

I Tried Body Surfing Once, But How Often Do You Find A Corpse?

Actually, My Cd Was Released In 1985, In Return For Two German Missionaries And A Dutch Urologist.

I Think Fur Looks Better On An Animal Than On A Human Being. So I Dress My Dog In A Mink Teddy.

I Once Had A Large Gay Following, But I Ducked Into An Alleyway And Lost Him.