Whenever I Hear Anyone Arguing For Slavery,

His Argument Is As Thin As The Homeopathic Soup That Was Made By Oiling The Shadow Of A Pigeon That Had Been Starved To Death.

Glory To God In The Highest, Ohio Has Saved The Nation.

Too Many Piglets Not Enough Tits.

I Was Born And Have Ever Remaind [sic] In The Most Humble Walks Of Life.

You Know You've Reached Middle Age When All You Exercise Is Caution