Can You Keep A Secret?” “me And

Oh, Gah, I’ve Been Slimed. (jericho) It’s Not Slime. It’s A Baby Kiss. (delphine) It's Slime. (zarek)

I Assure You He Died Screaming Like A Girl. (daimon) Oh, I Am So Offended By That. What Is The Deal With That Sexist Statement? I’m A Female And I Don’t Scream. But I’ve Killed Many A Male Daimon Who Did. (danger)

I've Been A Dj, Janitor, Ditch Digger, Waitress, Computer Instructor, Programmer, Mechanic, Web Developer, Clerk, Manager, Marketing Director, Tour Guide And Dorm Manager, Among Other Things.

What Are You Doing Here? (artemis) I Wanted To Thank You For What You Did Tonight, But As I Considered That, It Dawned On Me That You Have Never Once In Eleven Thousand Years Done Anything For Me For Free. The Sheer Fear Factor Of That Realization Alone Has Made Me Come Seeking You. So What Gives? (acheron)

I Love You, Man. You Rule! Thanks For The Food. It Touches Me Deep In My Tender Place. (sway) I Don’t Want To Know Nothing About Your Tender Place, You Freak. (devyn)