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You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go Out With Me Just To Further Their Careers...damn Anthropologists.
-Emo Philips
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You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go
Emo Philips
You Know, A Lot Of Girls Go Out With Me Just To Further Their Careers...damn Anthropologists.
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