At The End Of The Day It's

Nothing Worse Than A Piece Of Dried Out Fish.

Soon, I'm Going To Meet Somebody Around My Own Age, And She's Going To Be Smart And Beautiful, And I'm Going To Date Her Daughter.

Just Went To A Lovely Catholic Wedding. I Need A Drink. They Didn't Even Offer Us Water. Well They Did, But It Was Holy Water.

Found A Bunch Of Old Shower Caps In My House. Was Gonna Throw Them Out But Realized They Make Excellent Porta Potties For Long Road Trips.

Kindness Isn't Just A Virtue, Its A Necessity.