For Parlor Use, The Vague Generality Is

A Lot Of Smart Young People Have Come Out Of Indiana. The Smarter They Are, The Faster They Come Out

It Isn't How Long You Stick Around But What You Put Over While You Are Here.

Where Ignorance Is Not Bliss, Get Wise!

If You Have To Be Burned At The Stake, Be A Good Fellow And Collect Your Own Fire-wood.

I Am Thoroughly Tired Of The Fable Style Of Narrative And Shall Do My Best To Get Up Something Entirely Different And Possibly Little More Worthy.