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Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually. I Went To Los Angeles And Got One There, But It Didn't Make It Back To Britain. You're Not Allowed To Come Through Customs With A Tan.

Doing Nothing Gives Me Great Pleasure. And Believe Me, I Succeed Wonderfully In It.

He [elton John] Is Pushing His Face In All The Time And Telling Us About His Private Life. Nobody's Interested. He Should Just Go Away.

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