I'm Not Turned Away From The Church

People Come Up To Me In Supermarkets And Demand Humour. And The Less Amusing I Am, The More They Piss Themselves. So I Say, "i'm Doing My Shopping, Mate, Ok?" And The Guy Will Be On The Floor In Hysterics. Quite Odd. Eventually I Do Have To Say Something Funny So I Usually Go For Something Pathetic Like, "it's A Nice Place To Shop But I Wouldn't Like To Live Here!" And They Roar Again. Wet Themselves. I'm Lucky Though That I Am Not Massively Famous, I Can Get The Tube Without Much Bother. Must Be Awful Being The Beckhams.

I'm Getting Older , So I'm Quieting Down A Bit.

Sadly, I Can't Say The Same For My Father, Who Is Probably In A Different Place - Hell.

When I See Friends From School I Think They've All Grown Old And I've Stayed The Same.

I Like The Transience Of Klimt Paintings.