My Folks Were English. They Were Too

The Concorde Is Great. It Gives You Three Extra Hours To Find Your Luggage.

As The Colonel And I Sat Swapping Stories In The Plane, A Jet Aircraft Buzzed Past Our Window. I Asked The Colonel What Type Of Aircraft It Was, And He Said, "don't Worry About It, Bob. . . If You Can See It, It's Obsolete."

On One Hole, I Hit An Alligator So Hard, He's Now My Golf Bag.

Pebble Beach Is Alcatraz With Grass.

A Photographer Kept Shooting Me Every Time I Swung. I Was Very Flattered Until I Found Out He Was From Field And Stream.