Our New Constitution Is Now Established, And

If We Can Sleep Without Dreaming, It Is Well That Painful Dreams Are Avoided. If, While We Sleep, We Can Have Any Pleasing Dreams, It Is As The French Say, Tant Gagne, So Much Added To The Pleasure Of Life.

For The Best Return On Your Money, Pour Your Purse Into Your Head.

If You Would Not Be Laughed At, Be The First To Laugh At Yourself.

To Lengthen Thy Life, Lessen Thy Meals.

I Am About Courting A Girl I Have Had But Little Acquaintance With. How Shall I Come To A Knowledge Of Her Faults, And Whether She Has The Virtues I Imagine She Has? Answer. Commend Her Among Her Female Acquaintances.