With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The

With Madness, As With Vomit, It's The Passerby Who Receives The Inconvenience.

Reading Isn't An Occupation We Encourage Among Police Officers. We Try To Keep The Paperwork Down To A Minimum.

People Think I Write Fantasy, But I Don't; Some Things May Be Exaggerated Or Distorted In The Same Way That Painters Distort And Alter Things, But They're Realistic Figures. They're Perfectly Recognisable.

You Were Born With Your Legs Apart. They'll Send You To The Grave In A Y-shaped Coffin.

The Kind Of People Who Always Go On About Whether A Thing Is In Good Taste Invariably Have Very Bad Taste.