I Was Lucky, You Know, I Always

I've Been Married Fifty-five Years And I've Been Home Three Weeks.

A James Cagney Love Scene Is One Where He Lets The Other Guy Live.

Out Here In The Pacific, They Have Typhoons And Hurricanes That Blow Over 200 Miles An Hour. We Have Tornadoes And Hurricanes Back Home, But I Don't Worry About Them. The Mortgage On My House Is So Heavy That Nothing Could Budge It.

You Know You're Getting Old When The Candles Cost More Than The Cake.

Eighty Is When You Order A Steak And The Headwaiter Puts It Through The Blender. Or When You Wake Up As Many Times During The Night As Burt Reynolds, But Not For The Same Reason.