Kids Are Wonderful, But I Like Mine

A Freudian Slip Is When You Say One Thing But Mean Your Mother.

I'm So Old They've Cancelled My Blood Type.

Milton Hope Led The Singing Of Happy Birthday ... He Would Say, 'keep It Sweet And Short And Don't Try To Be Funny.'

At The Academy Award Dinners All The Actors And Actresses In Hollywood Gather Around To See What Someone Else Thinks About Their Acting Besides Their Press Agents.

I Ruined My Hands In The Ring. The Referee Kept Stepping On Them.